It's midnight in Lexington. And you know what that means: it's time for Brennan and Jason to share a tiny bathroom sink to trim their moustaches. There won't be any time for primping tomorrow morning, as we'll be taking off at 7am sharp.
Before:
During:
After:
Oh. Oh my God.
ReplyDeleteGodspeed, everyone.
Thoughts:
Brennan w/ finely parted hair = the dude from Grizzly Bear crossed w/ Billy Childish. I know I've seen that guy sport a similar side-part. Type "Ed Droste" into wikipedia (that's a website.) Imagine the dude in the picture w/slicked hair and pedophile facial hair.
Come to think of it, the guy in the background of that picture looks like Brennan, too. (I think it's the dark hair.)
Zing.
A few city boys headed into the southern wilderness? Hmmm. Sounds like Deliverance to me. Don't piss off the locals.
ReplyDeleteYeah, southerners aren't too fond of gay pedophiles (that's an assumption, I have no empirical evidence to back that up). And nothing screams "gay pedophile" more than biking tights and mustaches. Be safe.
ReplyDeleteFFSt. is right about our neighbors to the South.
ReplyDeleteI know it's hard to believe, seeing as how those of us above the Mason-Dixon Line can't get enough of gay pedophiles.
With the right mustache Basford could pass as Hitler.
ReplyDelete